Usually everyone who has a dog calls him Blacky or something. I call mine 's*x'.
Well, s*x is a very embarrassing name. One day I took s*x for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A cop came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said I was looking for s*x. My court case comes up next Thursday.
One day I went to City Hall to get a license for s*x. The clerk asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted a license for s*x. He said 'I would like to have one too!' When I said 'But this is a dog' he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said 'You don't understand. I've had s*x since I was two years old.' He replied 'You must have been a strong boy.'
When I decided to get married I told the minister that I wanted to have s*x at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said 'But s*x has played a big part in my life and my whole lifestyle revolves around s*x.' He said he did not want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in a church. I told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having s*x there. The next day we were married by the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church.
My wife and I took the dog along with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the motel I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and a special room for ***. The clerk said that every room in the Motel is for s*x. Then I said 'You don't understand. s*x keeps me awake at night.' and the clerk said 'Me too.'
One day I told my friend that I had s*x on TV. He said 'Show off.' I told him it was a contest and he told me I should have sold tickets.
When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said 'Your Honour, I had s*x before I was married' and the Judge said 'Me too.' When I told him that after I was married s*x had left me, he said 'Me too.'
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever gambled for. Why just the other day when I went for my first visit with the psychiatrist and she asked me, 'What seems to be the trouble' and I replied, 'Well, *** has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and it's so lonely.'
The doctor said 'Look Mister, you and I both know that s*x isn't man's best friend. Why not get yourself a dog.' !
a dog named ***.... hehe!
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