Two ladies in heaven

[catch]

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Two Ladies, after just arriving in heaven, strike up a conversation.

1st woman: Hi! My name is Mary.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

Mary: I froze to death.
Sylvia: How horrible!

Mary: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Sylvia: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

Mary: So, what happened?
Sylvia: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.

Mary: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive

[^-^ eLay ^-^]

aw,unsa bah oi...
kaw man diay hap

[amen]

hahaha...
na tabla ang duha..

[adie0525]

hahahahahaha!!! btaw!! lol

[neomorgatory69]

Hhahahaah. Ngano nagkita man sila sa heaven nga bad man si Mary. Bwahahahah!!

[dada]

paytEr sad dah.

[GYM]

hehehehehe patasssssssss

[carmie]

Two Ladies, after just arriving in heaven, strike up a conversation.

1st woman: Hi! My name is Mary.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

Mary: I froze to death.
Sylvia: How horrible!

Mary: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Sylvia: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

Mary: So, what happened?
Sylvia: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.

Mary: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive

nyahahaa kabit diay to hahahaha namatay hinuon ang duha hahaha nabilin ang bana