never underestimate women

[kyle_nexus]

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A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour.

The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, and just keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it, "he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He then pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. The car's now up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."

[butitoy]

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."

and Kumpare"s assurance to replace you..

[john_yo]

toink, hahahaha

[RU9halogen]

hahaha naaman sa driver ang airbag.. how about sa setter? wla diay? ngek naa bya na!

[neomorgatory69]

I thought naa na airbag sa front covering both the driver and the setter's side? Lahi diay ako tinuhoan?

[dyen2]

kara-an pa guro ilang skynan.. ky ang bg-o ka ron na nman airbag ang driver pti front passenger seat..

[AnGelicFace_07]

basin gikuhaan ug airbag daan hahahahahah.... yataps noon ang bana ngano ni enter!

[syn2007]

depende ra na sa sakyanan oi...

nice one though!ü

[rAnzter]

or boslot ang airbag?? kai oldskuls kaayo ang car??

[syn2007]

or boslot ang airbag?? kai oldskuls kaayo ang car??

ana jud nang sturyaa jud... wakeke