This one is well worth the read!!!!!!!!!!
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> One night, after the couple had retired for the
> night, the woman became aware that her husband was
> touching her in a most unusual, sensual manner. He
> started by running his hand across her shoulders and
> the small of her back. He ran his hand over her
> breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he
> proceeded to run his hand gently down her side,
> sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the
> other side to a point below her waist. He continued,
> gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the
> other. His hand ran farther down the outside of her
> thighs. His gentle probing then started up the
> inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned
> to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the
> woman was quite aroused and she squirmed a little to
> better position herself.
> The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side
> of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she
> whispered.
> He whispered back, "I found the remote!"
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