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    Default Lawyer from Kenya Offers Barack Obama 50 Cows, 70 Sheeps to Marry President's Daughter


    Kenyan lawyer offers livestock to wed Obama's daughter: report


    Nairobi (AFP) - A Kenyan lawyer has offered US president Barack Obama 50 cows and other assorted livestock in exchange for his 16-year old daughter Malia's hand in marriage, a report said Tuesday.



    Felix Kiprono said he was willing to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats in order to fulfil his dream of marrying the first daughter.
    "I got interested in her in 2008," Kiprono said, in an interview with The Nairobian newspaper.
    At that time President Obama was running for office for the first time and Malia was a 10-year-old."As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price," he said.
    Kiprono said he intended to put his offer of marriage to Obama and hopes the president will bring his daughter with him when he makes his first presidential visit to Kenya, the country where his father was born, in July.
    Obama's Kenyan grandmother, who is in her early 90s, still lives in Kogelo, in western Kenya, home to a number of the president's relatives.
    "I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him," he said.
    Kiprono dismissed the notion he might be a gold-digger.
    "People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real," he insisted.
    The young lawyer, whose age was not revealed, said he had already planned his proposal, which would be made on a hill near his rural village, and the wedding at which champagne would be shunned in favour of a traditional sour milk called "mursik".
    Kiprono said that as a couple he and the young Obama would lead "a simple life".
    "I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (maize porridge) and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman," he said.

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    I spilled my coffee while bursting out laughing. This guy deserves a TV show.

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    Well Obama do have a Kenyan in descent,
    maybe that's what emboldens the guy, BUT I'm sure she is already dating another guy in the US
    who eats burgers and drove a corvette.
    Barack Obama and Kenya: His African Roots

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    Quote Originally Posted by <SMILE> View Post
    Well Obama do have a Kenyan in descent,
    maybe that's what emboldens the guy, BUT I'm sure she is already dating another guy in the US
    who eats burgers and drove a corvette.
    Barack Obama and Kenya: His African Roots
    Goodluck. To become Malia's boyfriend, I believe the Secret Service needs to waterboard you first, then the polygraph test, then another set of electrical tortures, then another set of waterboarding, then the polygraph. Once you pass, you go through the NSA, CIA and homeland security tests. Then you go to daddy as the final interview.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bleedingboi View Post
    Goodluck. To become Malia's boyfriend, I believe the Secret Service needs to waterboard you first, then the polygraph test, then another set of electrical tortures, then another set of waterboarding, then the polygraph. Once you pass, you go through the NSA, CIA and homeland security tests. Then you go to daddy as the final interview.
    I think that is too bothersome,
    Just send him to Guantanamo bay and execute a water torture test thingy,
    saves time and effort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by <SMILE> View Post
    I think that is too bothersome,
    Just send him to Guantanamo bay and execute a water torture test thingy,
    saves time and effort.
    You forgot that Obama hates Guantanamo and already has planned in closing it. The water torture (waterboarding) can be done anywhere. In the Whitehouse basements probably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bleedingboi View Post
    You forgot that Obama hates Guantanamo and already has planned in closing it. The water torture (waterboarding) can be done anywhere. In the Whitehouse basements probably.
    He will not close it as long as guys like that exist.
    it is still quite useful for them, Obama is a politician and anyone could figure that out.
    These guys are so fond with Presidential daughters, I do not know why they consider it easy.

    (CNN) -- What can 40 goats and 20 cows buy a Kenyan man? Chelsea Clinton's love, if you ask Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor.


    Hillary Clinton says she would let her daughter Chelsea know about a Kenyan man's unique marriage offer.

    The Kenyan man first offered the dowry nine years ago to then-President Bill Clinton in asking for the hand of his only child. He renewed it Thursday after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was asked about the proposal at a Nairobi town hall session.

    Kenyan offers livestock dowry for Chelsea Clinton - CNN.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by <SMILE> View Post
    He will not close it as long as guys like that exist.
    it is still quite useful for them, Obama is a politician and anyone could figure that out.
    These guys are so fond with Presidential daughters, I do not know why they consider it easy.

    (CNN) -- What can 40 goats and 20 cows buy a Kenyan man? Chelsea Clinton's love, if you ask Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor.


    Hillary Clinton says she would let her daughter Chelsea know about a Kenyan man's unique marriage offer.

    The Kenyan man first offered the dowry nine years ago to then-President Bill Clinton in asking for the hand of his only child. He renewed it Thursday after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was asked about the proposal at a Nairobi town hall session.

    Kenyan offers livestock dowry for Chelsea Clinton - CNN.com
    Lami-a ug taste aning mga buang nu. Mga anak gyud sa Presidente. hahahaha

    Try pud nako offer kang Maria Ozawa basin musugot to ug 10 ka kabaw apilan ug 20 ka baboy.

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    50 naval fleet, 70 army battalion and 30 nuclear missile..


    murag sugot si obama ani..pero ug ari ka sa pinas kaning 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats
    musogot ra ni si pnoy pra ni kris aquino...hahahahahahah

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