Dear tech Support TEAM..

[xtian_hero]

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A Troubled User

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!!!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs.

Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck!

Admins.... pls delete kung naa na ni.... thanks... *MoRE pOwer>> :mrgreen:
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[butitoy]

bwahahahahahaha!


im one of the geek to installed this wife 1.0 in my system..

now..i can even install textmate 2.0 beta without the nagnag firewall 9.1 looking to it.

and even a simple ware siplatsa chicksnagskirt 2 wont do.

[Genocide]

hahahahahahaha!!

nalingaw ko ani dah. haha!

part! ikaw jud ga buhat ani?

ako kay kuan raman Girlfriend 5.0 then wala pako kahibaw when ni ma upgrade ug wide 1.0 haha! c:

[c_cebrecus]

naa na ni:

https://www.istorya.net/forums/index....,113862.0.html

[vladmire]

toinl... duplicate.. hehehe...

[christa]

wahahahaha! paytera oie!

domestic relationship in technical terms!

wahahahaaha!

[nsic]

maayo nalang wala pako naka install wife1.0 naa ra ba unta ko plano. hehehe

[whoopsie]

ok ra bsag naa na.. karon pman ko kbasa.. lingaw ko da!

[crowxviii]

Wife 1.0 minimum system requirements:
QuadCore P20k+ of salary
1Gb of house and lot
80Gb of patience
100% of your Time
512mb Attention

Warning: Not compatible with Barkada Outing Compendium

[lana21]

hahha ,,,ok