Women Use

[pardohanon]

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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

( Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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[Dorothea]

LOL sakto gyud ni...esp. #2, my husband's learned that when I say 5 minutes, it means 5 minutes times 10.

[jerryp]

hay.... no wonder.... hehehehe im one of the victim of those mention above...

[kkk]

sakto jud ang..samokan kaau ku ani..hahaha

[jash_ville]

numero uno jud ni

(1) Fine:

with matching roll roll sa eyes

[kim79]

numero uno jud ni

(1) Fine:

with matching roll roll sa eyes

that only proves that u got a woman in ur life and u absolutely know her.....

[jash_ville]

that only proves that u got a woman in ur life and u absolutely know her.....

hmmm.. confused ko sa imo reply.
I'm a woman bro... and I do that most of the time.
what's the point of arguing, so if "fine" helps, then i should say it... (minus the roll roll sa eyes lang )

[afle_dyezah]

wa lagi dre ang "silence" as an answer?? the best yun kasi ntataranta agad bf ko... hihihi

[vashtinone]

how about the answer is only "OK or K"?
whats ur idea about it?

[klemzhou]

facts of women...