definition of blond

[elvishtattoo]

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She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".

She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius."

She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

She studied for a blood test and failed.

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

She sold the car for gas money.

When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

[c_cebrecus]

why are blonds always assumed to be dumb?

[elvishtattoo]

mao sad na ako question...
tsk-tsk., hard to tell jud.
pero naa dghan pinay ganahan kau mag pa blonde ug buhok...
pagka DUMB!
LOL!

[yokam]

why are blonds always assumed to be dumb?

Answer: Paris Hilton.

Seriously, siguro because to give balance. It may be not the case all the time but it's nature's way of being fair, you just can't have everything. :mrgreen:

Geeks:

-Weird
-Typically ugly or doesn't have any fashion sense
-Social life is below sea level
-Usually regarded as poor or belongs to a middle class family
-Usually with eye glasses

-Intelligent
-When on the news, everybody listens or watches and left at awe

Ex. Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Bill Gates, John Nash

Blondes:

-Hot, sexy, and beautiful
-Center of attraction, the life of the party and social life is at maximum
-Rich and famous
-Being looked up or envied by anybody
-Loaded with all the latest accessories and updated with the latest fashion trends

-Dumb
-When on the news, everybody laughs and thinks how much dumber and a lot stupid they'll be the next time

Ex. Too many to mention.

[raycorz]

bitaw no? daghan man pud blondes na intelligent. There are also non-blondes na mentally challenged pud. IMHO blondes stand out gyud tungod kay dali ra cla ma notice sa color sa ila hair.

[yokam]

We should blame it on the media. It's how they represent blondes, labi na gyud sa mga movies.

[boting]

mao jud d sad tanan blond bugo...

[butitoy]

hahahahaha