Melanie Marquez's Malapropism

**ushanaei** · 10-13-2005, 03:01 AM

Here are some actual quotes from Melanie Marquez, the former Miss
International, also a self-confessed Madame Malaprop. (Note: Malapropism,
meaning "a ludicrous misuse of a word")

"I won't stoop down to my level!"

**ushanaei** · 10-13-2005, 03:02 AM

"Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?"

**ushanaei** · 10-13-2005, 03:03 AM

"Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan."

"Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo... Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril."

**ushanaei** · 10-13-2005, 03:04 AM

We are lovers, not fighters.

**ushanaei** · 10-13-2005, 03:04 AM

My brother is not a girl; he's a gentleman.

**ushanaei** · 10-13-2005, 03:05 AM

That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't middle in other people's lives.

**ushanaei** · 10-13-2005, 03:06 AM

"Don't judge my brother; he's not a book."

"Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same."

**ushanaei** · 10-13-2005, 03:07 AM

"Bakit ang dami mong tanong? You're so questionable."

**ushanaei** · 10-13-2005, 03:08 AM

"I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival."

**ushanaei** · 10-13-2005, 03:09 AM

Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat. (during her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award)

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