An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for visa:
Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz
Consul : ***?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both, male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul : Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul : Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
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