Rich kid vs. Poor kid

[alexvaldez136]

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Rich Kid: iPhone
POOR Kid: iPon

Sa Facebook..
Rich Kid: Works at *Insert name of one of the largest company*
Poor Kid: Works at Edi Sa Puso Mo.

Rich Kid: Mag-uupload ng selfie, thousands ang likes.
Poor Kid: Mag-uupload ng selfie, icha-chat ang lahat para ilike.

*Nahulog ang candy*
Rich Kid: I'll buy another one.
Poor Kid: Wala pang 5 seconds.

Sa Starbucks..
Rich Kid: 1 PHOTO
Poor Kid: 1 ALBUM

Sa isang basketball game..
Rich kid: Takes out Gatorade.
Poor kid: Pinagpapasa-pasahan ang ice water.

Rich Kid: iTunes
Poor Kid: Youtube Converter

Rich Kid: Forever 21
Poor Kid: Forever suot

Rich Kid: Camera 360, Retrica, Instagram
Poor Kid: PIZAP

RICH KID: Babe, Sweetheart, Honey
POOR KID: B3nTed0sZ q0h, tr3Sz, un0, sHyeT3, b3nT3 qUaHtr0h qH, mHiN3.

RicH kid: "I love you, sweetheart!"
Poor kid: "iqKaw lan6 szapat nua!"

Rich Kid: "McSpicy" Spice up your day!
Poor Kid: "Angel's Burger" Sa unang kagat, tinapay lahat!

[madina]

haha common kay nang "works at edi sa puso mo" ug kanang mga profile name that starts with boxzs.

[mayers]

rich kid - allergy
poor kid - kagid
HAHAHAH.....