DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINO...

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DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINO...

In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast "
coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.

When an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an
unwanted conversation. .

American : You Filipinos eat the whole bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American : ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. In the States we
only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container,
recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines .

American : Do ya eat jam with bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American : (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) We
don't. In the States, we eat fruit at breakfast, put all the peels,
seeds and leftovers into containers, recycle them into jam and sell
it to the Philippines .

Filipino : Do you have *** in America ?

American : Of course, we do!

Filipino : What do you do with the condoms?


American : We throw them, of course!

Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines , we put them into containers,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gums and
sell it to America

[d`monyita]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! nice one dong.

[lunateec22]

YEAH BABY!!! hahaha!

[thadzonline]

nyahahaha..revenge of the third world

[Tin_Tin]

hahaha.... good one.....

[sirius]

hehehe, nice

[carmie]

payter!!!! hahahaha

[sHe]

ha ha ha ha
da da da ! lagi

[Hitler66.6]

ahhahaha.. strawberry mint flavored condom chewed by white guy.. )

[bkrayge]

nice 1 bro