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    Default If only your pets could talk, unsa kaha ilang ipangyawyaw?


    Ever since I was a kid, my sisters and mom always make me think that animals talk too, but they just can't pronounce words, so she always makes up dialogs that somehow made me understand and feel how it feels to be like them... Nadala na nako ang habit hangtud karon na di nako bata...



    Here's one example I always tell my BF's mom kung wala mi lingaw sa buntag....

    Every morning our dog, Budoy always knock or make noises through the aluminum screen door sa house, usually around 6am....



    Budoy: hala ha? alas sais na nya wala pamu nangamata! HOY panglihuk namu diya! Gipanggutom nami dri tawn!!!!! Oi mga tapulan mata na!! Gud morneeeeng!!
    Play na ta beh!!!!





    usually, it takes us a while before we open the door... and BUDOY knocks louder and louder and louder until we give up and open it for him!





    Kamo? You think your pets are trying to tell you something?

    I wonder unsa kaha ilang yawyaw if they can only TALK
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    yes of course...they just can't talk.

    but if you are a good owner you can understand what they want...lets say if gut0m na, 0r ka-ihi0n or nkuyawan, etc, etc...

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    Yep!

    I unconsciously made my nieces and nephews realize that it's not our cats' fault nganung mangawat sila ug food from the table when in the first place gibutang ang food sa table with no kind of protection from critters and gutom pud sila....


    so might as well get or grab whatever is within reach...


    some people can't understand that... cats think like this:

    CAT: Gutom na! unsa nang bahong lami? Tua ra ibabaw sa mesa! beh! sakaun natu kay kahibaw ko mulayat pataas, ninja style! Uy! wala may cover, so meaning pwede kuhaon! Thanks for the food!!!!!! yummy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by silentnuker View Post
    yes of course...they just can't talk.

    but if you are a good owner you can understand what they want...lets say if gut0m na, 0r ka-ihi0n or nkuyawan, etc, etc...
    Uo.

    Pero sometimes, naay laing taw na kung di sila masabtan and bought their pets just because they want to and does not mind the lifelong responsibility...

    A neighbor's dog back home inspired me to make this thread... Kay naluoy tawn ko niya.


    OnT:

    I woke up earlier than my alarm did kay Budoy has been making so much noise all because of a rat!

    He was like,

    BUDOY: ILAGAAAA!!!! gawas diha! Don't worry I won't hurt you, patyon ra tikag dali dali! Sige na bah! gawas na diha kay di tika ma reeeaaach!



    (pictures coming soon!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by quirkychinita View Post
    Uo.

    Pero sometimes, naay laing taw na kung di sila masabtan and bought their pets just because they want to and does not mind the lifelong responsibility...

    A neighbor's dog back home inspired me to make this thread... Kay naluoy tawn ko niya.


    OnT:

    I woke up earlier than my alarm did kay Budoy has been making so much noise all because of a rat!

    He was like,

    BUDOY: ILAGAAAA!!!! gawas diha! Don't worry I won't hurt you, patyon ra tikag dali dali! Sige na bah! gawas na diha kay di tika ma reeeaaach!



    (pictures coming soon!)

    haha...ch0ya sa iny0ha ir0..

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    What does the fox say? Ringgding ding tingging tingg ding! XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentnuker View Post
    haha...ch0ya sa iny0ha ir0..
    lagi, actually dachshund sya sako bayu....

    at first hibung ko nganu every morning HALOS naay patayng ilaga na makit-an atbang sa door where everyone can see it...

    Ayha rako kahibaw na dachshunds are naturally hunting dogs! See that long torso and short legs? perfect for reaching tiny places kung aha gatago ang mananap na ila i-hunt (according to my bayu!)

    so kana, proud pajud sya na i-present ang patayng ilaga (sometimes pareha kadako sa iring), freshly killed and mauled in the morning.


    OnT:

    Siguro if gaistorya ang iro samung silingan, Gisaba na niya na ilang anak kay ga-eskapo kada alas dose gabie para makig detdet saiyang kras!
    Last edited by quirkychinita; 10-19-2013 at 03:23 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quirkychinita View Post
    lagi, actually dachshund sya sako bayu....

    at first hibung ko nganu every morning HALOS naay patayng ilaga na makit-an atbang sa door where everyone can see it...

    Ayha rako kahibaw na dachshunds are naturally hunting dogs! See that long torso and short legs? perfect for reaching tiny places kung aha gatago ang mananap na ila i-hunt (according to my bayu!)

    so kana, proud pajud sya na i-present ang patayng ilaga (sometimes pareha kadako sa iring), freshly killed and mauled in the morning.


    OnT:

    Siguro if gaistorya ang iro samung silingan, Gisaba na niya na ilang anak kay ga-eskapo kada alas dose gabie para makig detdet saiyang kras!
    hahaha...p0st daw ug pics b...ar0n ma-appreciate namu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentnuker View Post
    hahaha...p0st daw ug pics b...ar0n ma-appreciate namu.
    yep! will do soon! maghimu pakong laing account kay ako photobucket acct nabuang! klicker, ill make one soon!

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    among poodle na si baldo while gipakaon ug dog food:

    Baldo:ikaw kuno kaon aning dog food! way lami. gusto kog humba! ahahaha

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