"Sa klase nga Geometry...
TEACHER: Pila ka sides ang triangle?
ANDOT: 3 mam!
TEACHER: Very good, Andot. Ang Square?
GORIO: 4 mam!
TEACHER: Good job, Gorio! (Nakit-an napod si Butsoy natulog.) Hooy..., BUTSOY!!!
BUTSOY: Ha, Mam?!
TEACHER: Pila ka sides ang circle?
BUTSOY: 2 mam!
TEACHER: Bogo! Nganong duha gud intawn na, Butsoy?
BUTSOY: Ikay bogo mam. Ang circle 2 na ka sides -- inside og outside! "
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11-08-2012, 10:28 AM #1C.I.A.
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11-08-2012, 10:29 AM #2C.I.A.
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"ATTY: asa ka pagkahitabo sa rape?
JUN: sa kamaisan
ATTY: nag-unsa ka didto?
JUN: nalibang!
ATTY: pila ka kadupa gikan sa krimen?
JUN: naa bay malibang magdupa-dupa?! Ayaw pagbugal-bugal torni uy!
hahha..
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11-08-2012, 10:30 AM #3C.I.A.
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"BOY AND GIRL CONVERSATION
BOY: Miss, apoy ka ba?
GIRL: Bakit?
BOY: Kasi alab you.
GIRL: Ah, ok.. ang haba na ng bigote mo.
BOY: Ano naman?
GIRL: ahet you!" Like
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11-08-2012, 09:33 PM #4C.I.A.
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ah ok.........
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11-08-2012, 10:44 PM #5Junior Member
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P1: Knock knock?
P2: Come in
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11-10-2012, 11:17 AM #6C.I.A.
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more pa..................
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