while a man and his ever-nagging loud mouthed wife were visiting jerusalem, the wife suddenly became gravely ill and died.
the undertaker asked the husband whether he'd like her body shipped home for $5000 or buried in the holy land for only $500.
but the man chose her to be shipped home and was ready to spend more just to make sure that everything would be done right.
the undertaker asked:why spend so much trouble in money when it would be cheap and wonderful to bury her in the holy land?
the man replied:long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later, he rose from the dead. I would definitely not take that chance.