In Prison VS In Work

[doctor_wat_son]

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A simple comparison of two things in life just for fun.

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10 x 10 cell.
AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 8 x 8 cubicle.

IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for a good behavior.
AT WORK you get more work for a good behavior.

IN PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit you.
AT WORK you are not even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK they are called managers.

Just think which is better?>>>>>>>>>...........

[unofficialplayer]

IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK they are called managers.

quite true!

which is better? at work you get paid for kissing a$$...

[nosyac]

Work gyud. Ngano? Walay criminal records ug work lang ka. Inig gawas sa priso, di pa ka trabaho... ug worker, inig gawas... hapi-hapi pa gyud. :mrgreen:

[jmbernz]

IN PRISON: No bonus...
AT WORK: Naay bonus, 13 month and vacation leave... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Which is better? heheh...

[br]read the humor forum rules. in violation of rule # 9.

[craz_beautiful_ava]

^^^correct!!!

[Franc0]

Ako sa PRISON ko kai kapoy nako sig laag. magpapriso nlng ko>self punishment. hehehe.. Nindot sa prisohan ahh. Halos kada adlaw lecture sa Bible, layo pjud ko sa Krimen ug temptation. Nyahahahaha..

[kamikaze_007]

..hmmff..not applicable in the philippines..kita mo sa BBRC..ahahahaha..

..work ko!..ahahahaha..

[jOaL]

freedom lang hisgutan brad..

[rlcrl]

mas nindot diay ang priso... hala papriso namoooo!!!