Mr. Assimo

[siopao1984]

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An overly irate man played by Michael V. who deals with common sense. He hates people reiterating the words he commanded, as well as extremely courteous employees of certain establishments such as restaurants, spas and convenience stores. He is loosely a parody of Vice Ganda, who innovated the sketch in his stand-up comedy acts prior to becoming a talent of ABS-CBN.


One example is this dialogue:
Mr. Assimo: Jorge, Ipa-print mo nga itong papers. Pakibilisan lang ha? (Jorge, please print these papers, quick.)
Jorge: Uhm... Sir kailangan na po ba ito? (Uhm... Sir do you need this [immediately]?)
Mr. Assimo: AY HINDI! Hindi naman importante yan! Kahit ipa-print mo bukas, sa isang linggo, o sa isang taon!!! Hiyang-hiya naman ako sa 'yo, 'no?! (No! That's not important! Even if you print that tomorrow, or next week, or next year!!! I feel ashamed asking you, you know?!)

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[dangelndisguise]

klaro kaayu fan ka ni Michael V.

hahahaha

my mom is a big fan of michael v. pud.. ako pd diay hahaha malingaw ko aning bubble gang
and michael v. is so smart

[kit_cebu]

^your comment brought me back to Battle of the Brainless....way undang katawa ko ato back then....hahaha

[dangelndisguise]

lagi hahaha

na jud ko aning michael v. as in..
he's so creative.. siya mn gani pd ang ang creative director sa pepito manaloto

mao ni wla siya buhii sa GMA kay he is really an asset jud

[kit_cebu]

he's so creative.. siya mn gani pd ang ang creative director sa pepito manaloto

i'm really wondering why na-pull out to...nindot man ta to nya naa pay educational/aral makuha ato...

[dangelndisguise]

wala ta kahibalo sa huna-huna ni michael v.
im sure he has a very good reason