Inside Windows Operating System

[hitech2007]

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What is inside Windows Operating System. How to set-up and configure Windows to achieve efficiency?

[Junpei]

bill gates is sneaky. he doesn't want his money making machine exposed. hehhe

[eax]

Try using Linux. You can configure your OS efficiently.

[obemon]

Source Code to Windows XP

/* Source
Code to
Windows
XP */

#include
"dos.h"
#include
"win31.h"
#include
"win95.h"
#include
"win98.h"
#include
"workst~1.h"
#include
"evenmore.h"
#include
"oldstuff.h"
#include
"billrulz.h"
#include
"monopoly.h"
#define
INSTALL =
HARD
char
make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void
main()
{

while(!
CRASHED)
{

display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if
(first_time_installation)
{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if
(still_not_crashed)
{

display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();

}
}

if
(detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if
(fast_cpu())
{

set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}

/*
printf("Welcome to MS-DOS"); */
/*
printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/*
printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/*
printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/*
printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/*
printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/*
printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");

if
(system_ok())
else

crash(to_dos_prompt)
else

system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{

sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}

create_general_protection_fault();
}

[cen]

^^^^ hahahah... funny.

[goryo13]

i was hoping it'll have more lines than obemon posted

[Tin_Tin]

C based diay ang windoze... hehehe...

[eax]

C based diay ang windoze... hehehe...

Yup.

C based and naa pud ASM. Though mao ang ilang gi-ingon.