THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY

[potterboy]

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Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good : Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.

Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.

Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.

Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.

[WinFlo]

:mrgreen:

[eberf]

GOOD humor! hehe :mrgreen:

[delusionaLgoDDess]

hahahahha.. i love the hooker-daughter one.. ahhahahahhahahhahahha

[emokidstuff]

hahahaha....ka payter sa daughter-hooker...

[kati]

heheheheheh :mrgreen:

[--Makoy--]

nice one.. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Atekonot]

nice!=) great joke!

[jayz_cast]

funny and smart joke! nice one!

[jross]

nakatawa ko ato da!hehe..great joke!specially sa daughter and pregnant wife!