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  1. 01-12-2007, 08:29 PM #1
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    Default Pawala sa duka

    BANA: Day, kung unsa gani mahitabo human sa operasyon ayaw pasagdi atong
    mga anak ha? i love you day....
    ASAWA: hilom dinha, ka OA nimo walay namatay sa TULI oy!......PISOTA KA!.............



    APO: bilib jud ko sa imo lo. hantud karon sweetheart ug honey ang tawag nimo kang lola!
    LOLO: ayaw pag saba dinha. teknik na! nakalimot ko sa ngalan sa imo lola.......


    A plane is about to crash. A frantic virgin strips off and says "can anyone make me feel like a wife before I die? " so a man takes off His clothes and says "PAKI PLANSTA!"...


    JUAN: birthday sa akong asawa.
    PEDRO: unsa imo gift?
    JUAN: ask ko unsa iya gusto.
    PEDRO: unsa man giingon?
    JUAN: bisan unsa daw basta naa DIAMOND.
    PEDRO: unsa imong gihatag?
    JUAN: BARAHA!!!!!


    HOLDUPPER: tulis ni! tanang babae rape-pon
    GIRL: maluoy mo ayaw lang intawon i-apil ang akong lola kay tiguwang na!
    LOLA: HOY! HILOM APO! tanan gani tanan jud na....


    KILLER: padre mangumpisal ko?
    PARI: unsa man imong sala?
    KILLER: nakapatay ko 20 ka tao.
    PARI:unsa! ngano?
    KILLER: mu to-o man gud cila uy ginoo. Ikaw padre mutoo ka?
    PARI: ha? aww sa una, pero karon jam jam nalang!


    AMO: day murag nidako lagi nang tiyan nimo?
    MAID: kanser bya ni maam.
    AMO: ha?! unsa naa kay cancer?
    MAID: wa oi,! kan sir ni bah.....!



    Ang sapa bisag unsa na ka lalum..............taga dughan ra jud sa
    ITIK...kabantay ka?!.....



    CLIENT: sir, mag ilis ta kog apelyedo.
    JUDGE: mahal raba na, gawas lang kung balihon.
    CLIENT: di ko sir, samot kamaot!
    JUDGE: unsa diay imong apilyedo?
    CLIENT: LOBOT!
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  2. 01-12-2007, 11:24 PM #2
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    Default Re: Pawala sa duka

    Quote Originally Posted by rcruman
    BANA: Day, kung unsa gani mahitabo human sa operasyon ayaw pasagdi atong
    mga anak ha? i love you day....
    ASAWA: hilom dinha, ka OA nimo walay namatay sa TULI oy!......PISOTA KA!.............
    hahaha. OA jud.

    Quote Originally Posted by rcruman
    CLIENT: sir, mag ilis ta kog apelyedo.
    JUDGE: mahal raba na, gawas lang kung balihon.
    CLIENT: di ko sir, samot kamaot!
    JUDGE: unsa diay imong apilyedo?
    CLIENT: LOBOT!
    hehehe. sakto jud.
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  3. 01-13-2007, 01:35 AM #3
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    Default Re: Pawala sa duka

    lol... rofl...

    nice kaau bai!!! XDDD
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  4. 01-13-2007, 02:59 AM #4
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  5. 01-14-2007, 11:41 PM #5
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    Default Re: Pawala sa duka

    hahaha, bahak hak jud ko katawa bsan gabii na kaau ako ra usa gamata!!!
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  6. 01-15-2007, 11:01 AM #6
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    Default Re: Pawala sa duka

    Quote Originally Posted by rcruman

    KILLER: padre mangumpisal ko?
    PARI: unsa man imong sala?
    KILLER: nakapatay ko 20 ka tao.
    PARI:unsa! ngano?
    KILLER: mu to-o man gud cila uy ginoo. Ikaw padre mutoo ka?
    PARI: ha? aww sa una, pero karon jam jam nalang!
    Hehehehe!!
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  7. 01-15-2007, 11:08 AM #7
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    Default Re: Pawala sa duka

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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  8. 01-15-2007, 03:57 PM #8
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    Default Re: Pawala sa duka

    bwahahahahaha...
    lingaw ko da... hehehehe...
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  9. 01-15-2007, 11:55 PM #9
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    Default Re: Pawala sa duka

    nabasahan naman ni nko sa text oi..
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  10. 01-16-2007, 01:41 PM #10
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    Default Re: Pawala sa duka

    bahala nabasahan na sa tert... katawa japon ta ... wahahahahahahahahaha
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