the UN-TORPE society

[Lelouch]

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@Isteb

i've taken the liberty of creating the UN-TORPE society which you mentioned in the TORPE SOCIETY thread.
i agree. there are some people there who wish to remain torpe. and if they feel that it suits them, then i will not force them to change their ways. however, to those who wish to abandon their torpeness, join us.

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT:

removing your torpeness

which is specifically about:

why removing your torpeness is essential for the survival of our species
discussions about how to get your game fixed
the pick-up game and how to play it right
leaving with a number and what to do once you have it
keeping the girl
field reports - how well a pick up attempt went.

THIS IS NOT:
a shoutbox. i ask you to post within the said topics. this is so that anyone who wishes to consult this thread would not waste his time sorting through all the posts looking for the right one. economize. also, we wouldn't want this thread to be banned now, would we?
so if you don't have anything to say about the aforementioned topics, don't say anything at all.

this thread is for those who want to improve their skills with the opposite ***. i encourage those who have some knowledge (REAL knowledge) about this area, please feel free to post.

i would also like to stress that you should be specific when you ask questions. not just "i like this girl, what do i do?". it would be much easier if you be specific so that we know where you are already. what stage. for example, you may ask "we are very comfortable with each other already, we hold hands, although kissing is somewhat verrry awkward for us. how do i go about kissing her?" or something like that.

now on to the good stuff.

i would like to remind you about some books that would get you started (Isteb already mentioned these, i think)
the selfish gene
the red queen
the 48 laws of power
the sperm wars
introducing NLP

Isteb, dokdok!

[Isteb]

nice ka. salamat, bay lelouch.

dear reader,
before we start, ask yourself. why do you want to do this?

for validation?
to get a girlfriend?
to know what it feels like to be with a woman?

why?

know which path you are walking.

the first step is to figure this out. the next is to take a bath. para humot ka ig duol duol nato sa babae. remember here dili ko mutudlo kung unsaon pagkuha ning usa ka babae kundi tudluan tamo kung unsaon pag-usab sa imong kaugalingon para humot ka sa mga babae.

someone once asked me:
is it the techniques that they love or is it you?
i answered:
the techniques ARE me.

and it will be YOU, too. unless you want to create your own methodology. you are free to do so, but i am saving you all the gruelling work. this is basicall spoonfeeding. all i want in return is for you to share how well or how poorly a certain routine or technique worked out. apil man ni sa akong research gud.

mao na. pagtarong na mo.
please, no off topic posts kay kapoy kaayo sigeg basa ug mga posts nga walay labot sa atong sugilanon. maayo untang kada post kay makatabang sa pagpawagtang sa atong pagkatorpe. para dili sayang atong oras.

love,
isteb.

[Isteb]

to those guys who i know who aren't really torpe, this is your chance to share your knowledge. share. no need to hide under the guise of being a torpedo...hahaha

[Streetcar]

Now that we have the UN-TORPE society wa na man lagi maningog

[edgeknife]

Now that we have the UN-TORPE society wa na man lagi maningog

i don't know basin naa lang ni-angkon nga torpe jud ngari sa istorya.

hoy, mga fellow iSTORYANS, panigug na mo ngari.

[jugs_06]

*jugs walks in like a lost kid trying to find his way in, ehem.

present

before i start, i want to call the attention of the original COYCOY boys.. asa namo guys..

nwei, bai isteb, nice technique bai.. i guess most guys do that for validation especially kung naa na sila uyab.. ehehehe..

up!!

[JawBreaker]

easier said than done...

as for me i have learn to live what have become... and i have no choice but to enjoy its painful fact.

TORPE is a lifestyle.

CHAR!

[Isteb]

Well, as they say, the prover proves whatever the thinker thinks.
to each his own.

easier said than done, indeed.

but those actually go out and do it although their knees are shaking are the ones who will prevail and stand out from the rest.

arnold schawrzenegger would throw up and fall unconscious while working out. there are times when he says he feels like giving up, when every muscle in his body is burning and screaming for rest. but still, he pushes himself forward just a little bit more. once he got past that pain period, he realized that it was all worth it.

i refuse to fit in. i will stand out. move, freaking shaky knees. open, you perpetually zipped mouth... into the breach once more.

remember this, men:

there is no shame in fear. there is only shame in letting fear conquer you.

take this to heart. ponder upon it in times of self-doubt.

make no mistake: the enemy is strong. our enemy is self doubt. and it will strike you down should you give it the chance.

but just beyond its lines, glory awaits you. MARCH ON!

love,
isteb

[daMiro ronaB]

sometimes we are overwhelmed by our thoughts...
we think we know everything...
thanks for sharing..
keep us posted

[limunsito]

cge ako una ha hehehe....

there is this girl, my classmate crush nko cya den gnahan ayu ko nya unfortunately nkabaw namn cya gipanabi mn sa iyng bestfriend sa whole class(waaa uwawa atu oi mura mn elementary). bestfriend pd mi ato iyng bestfriend. pghuman kuyg2 nami eat lunch(kaming tulo di pa jd kmi ra duha) pero di jud kaayu mi mgstorya di kaau cya mutingog den nkabntay pd ko akng topic na istorya nya boring jd di prha sa uban nko miga na mlngaw jd cla katawa nya to lately wa nmi kuyg2, di na ayu mi mgstrya, wa npd ko motxt kiwawan nmn gud ko ka2 ni.ana cya na "i find it hard dealin wd u man gud" wow! wa ko ksabot ngno 2.. gibusted nko wala pa gni ko mkapanguyab or mski sulti lng na gnahan ko nya? waaaaaaaa so sad! seatmate pa jd mi sa philo2 namu ug kagrup pa jd mi sa physics...tsk tsk tsk