Insults
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.
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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
Henny Youngman
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Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
~~ Henny Youngman
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You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
~~ Henny Youngman
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The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
-- Henny Youngman
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.
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You look like a million bucks! (All green and wrinkled.)
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
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I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception!
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What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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100,000 sperm to choose from, and you were the fastest.
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I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.
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I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?"
"My son!"
Henny Youngman
For those who can't make a come back from an Insult
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