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    1. If you purchased $ 1,000.00 worth of NORTEL stock a year ago , the value today for that would be $ 49.00

    2.In ENRON , your $ 1,000.00 would be $ 16.50 by today .

    3. In WORLDCOM , less than $ 5.00 would be left .

    4. But if you purchased $ 1,000.00 worth of BEER a year ago and recycled the cans , you made $ 214.00 of refund .


    Base on above , ADVICE is to buy and drink beer heavily and recycle . It is called the 401K ( KEG ) plan .

    " A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. " - 2nd Amendment , Bill of Rights of the United States of America

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    wahahahah ka inot pod oi

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    hahahaha

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    loooooool!!!

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