1. If you purchased $ 1,000.00 worth of NORTEL stock a year ago , the value today for that would be $ 49.00
2.In ENRON , your $ 1,000.00 would be $ 16.50 by today .
3. In WORLDCOM , less than $ 5.00 would be left .
4. But if you purchased $ 1,000.00 worth of BEER a year ago and recycled the cans , you made $ 214.00 of refund .
Base on above , ADVICE is to buy and drink beer heavily and recycle . It is called the 401K ( KEG ) plan .