50 Interesting Facts About Men

[yiennahs]

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1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband’s early films end with a scream and a flush.

4. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the “nice” of bald.

5. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

6. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates really hard, he can help his team. If his team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room. If they are really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

7. If it’s attention you want, don’t get involved with a man during play-off season.

8. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

9. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

10. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

11. The way a man looks at himself in the mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

12. Don’t try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to KNOW.

13. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

14. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow instead of a gun.

15. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

16. Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

17. All men hate to hear “We need to talk.” No matter what the subject is, these seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Norman Schwarzkopf.

18. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log doesn’t burn, he will take it personally.

19. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

20. All men think they’re nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

21. Men do not get cellulite. Another point for god possibly being a man.

22. Men have an easier time shopping for a bathing suit. Women have two types: Depressing and More depressing! Men have two types: Nerdy and Not Nerdy.

23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in the winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

24. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a man walk into a party and say “Oh, my god, I’m so embarrassed. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo!”

25. Most men hate to shop. That is why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

26. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

27. If you are dating a man who you think might be Mr. Right if he only: a) got older b) got a new job or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a rude awakening. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

28. Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders’ outfits get tighter and briefer, and players’ shorts get looser, baggier and longer.

29. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

30. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

31. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

32. Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.

33. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie The Way We Were twice, voluntarily.

34. Most women are introspective. “Am I In Love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?” Most men are outrospective: “Did my team win? How’s my car?”

35. If a man says “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he didn’t FORGET… he didn’t LOSE your number… he didn’t DIE! He just didn’t want to call you.

36. Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, “Are we going to have *** again?” He said, “Yes. But not with each other.”

37. Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of the sight of women.

38. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying “I love you… I want to marry you… I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.

39. Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: “Mitch, you look great.” Mitch: “Thanks.” On the other side, “Ruth, you look great.” Ruth: “I do? Must be the lighting.”

40. Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

41. Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

42. Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she’s wearing a jumpsuit.

43. Men don’t feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women’s dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.

44. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

45. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume his clothing has shrunk.

46. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause: you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

47. Men forget everything. Women remember everything.

48. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.

49. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

50. All men would still really like to own a train set.

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and now this is what separates men from boys

[cuteboy_kahoy]

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband’s early films end with a scream and a flush.

4. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the “nice” of bald.

5. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

6. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates really hard, he can help his team. If his team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room. If they are really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

7. If it’s attention you want, don’t get involved with a man during play-off season.

8. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

9. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

10. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

11. The way a man looks at himself in the mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

12. Don’t try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to KNOW.

13. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

14. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow instead of a gun.

15. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

16. Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

17. All men hate to hear “We need to talk.” No matter what the subject is, these seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Norman Schwarzkopf.

18. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log doesn’t burn, he will take it personally.

19. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

20. All men think they’re nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

21. Men do not get cellulite. Another point for god possibly being a man.

22. Men have an easier time shopping for a bathing suit. Women have two types: Depressing and More depressing! Men have two types: Nerdy and Not Nerdy.

23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in the winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

24. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a man walk into a party and say “Oh, my god, I’m so embarrassed. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo!”

25. Most men hate to shop. That is why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

26. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

27. If you are dating a man who you think might be Mr. Right if he only: a) got older b) got a new job or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a rude awakening. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

28. Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders’ outfits get tighter and briefer, and players’ shorts get looser, baggier and longer.

29. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

30. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

31. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

32. Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.

33. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie The Way We Were twice, voluntarily.

34. Most women are introspective. “Am I In Love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?” Most men are outrospective: “Did my team win? How’s my car?”

35. If a man says “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he didn’t FORGET… he didn’t LOSE your number… he didn’t DIE! He just didn’t want to call you.

36. Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, “Are we going to have *** again?” He said, “Yes. But not with each other.”

37. Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of the sight of women.

38. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying “I love you… I want to marry you… I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.

39. Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: “Mitch, you look great.” Mitch: “Thanks.” On the other side, “Ruth, you look great.” Ruth: “I do? Must be the lighting.”

40. Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

41. Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

42. Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she’s wearing a jumpsuit.

43. Men don’t feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women’s dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.

44. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

45. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume his clothing has shrunk.

46. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause: you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

47. Men forget everything. Women remember everything.

48. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.

49. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

50. All men would still really like to own a train set.

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some are true... some arent... most kay dli applicable sa atoa. pang US ra kaau na setting.

[mio]

44. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

[LeeLeePot]

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. TRUE. KAI MAGWILD NAKOG GUTMON KO.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. FALSE. HE HAD A PIERCE. BUT HE'S STILL NOT GOOD

3. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband’s early films end with a scream and a flush.- TRUEEEEE!!! TRUE JUD KAAYO!!! HE EVEN TRIES IT WHEN IM ASLEEP! WHICH LEAD THE DISCOVERY OF MY UNHEALTHY HABIT OF SLEEPING.

4. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the “nice” of bald.- I HATE BALD AND RICH PEOPLE.

5. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle. - YUCK.

6. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates really hard, he can help his team. If his team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room. If they are really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.- TRULALULULULUU!!!!

7. If it’s attention you want, don’t get involved with a man during play-off season.- YEP! I AGREE! LABI NAG NBA UG DAKO IYANG PUSTA.

8. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.- FALSE. HE WANTS THE BASIC THING ONLY.

9. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.- TRUE. MANLUOD DAUN XAG MAS NAKAUNA KO MAKABAW.

10. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.- THEY DO o_O

11. The way a man looks at himself in the mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.- TRUE.

12. Don’t try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to KNOW.- AHHAHA! TRUE!

13. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.- TRUE!!!

14. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow instead of a gun.- I DON'T GET THIS.

15. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.- FALSE. I THINK THEY'RE GAY.

16. Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.- FALSE. HE DOESN'T OWN A WATCH.

17. All men hate to hear “We need to talk.” No matter what the subject is, these seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Norman Schwarzkopf.- I TOTALLY AGREEEE!!!!

18. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log doesn’t burn, he will take it personally.- FUNKTARD. BUT TRUE.

19. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.- HAHAH! NO COMMENT.

20. All men think they’re nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.- I WILL! DAGHAN KOG PDE MADUNGAG DRI!

21. Men do not get cellulite. Another point for god possibly being a man.- YEEEEAAAH!

22. Men have an easier time shopping for a bathing suit. Women have two types: Depressing and More depressing! Men have two types: Nerdy and Not Nerdy.- TRUE. TRUE.

23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in the winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.- CORRECT!!!!

24. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a man walk into a party and say “Oh, my god, I’m so embarrassed. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo!”- FALSE! C DADI KO MAGREKLAMOG NAA XAIKAPAREHO SA PARTY.

25. Most men hate to shop. That is why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.- FALSE. C EX NAKO KAI LIBUTON MAN LAGE TANAN MALLS SA CIUDAD MAKITA LAN IYANG GINAPANGITA.

26. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious. - HAAAY! YEAH.

27. If you are dating a man who you think might be Mr. Right if he only: a) got older b) got a new job or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a rude awakening. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.- TOMOHHHH!

28. Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders’ outfits get tighter and briefer, and players’ shorts get looser, baggier and longer.-HAHAH!TRUE.

29. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.- TRUE.

30. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.- THEY DO? I THOUGHT THEY TALK ABOUT PORN. LOL

31. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.- NOPE. MY GIRLFRIENDS TALK ABOUT SHOPS, DRESSES, FOOD, GADGETS, THE LATEST ABOUT ART. NOT MEN. WE ENCOUNTER THEM EVERYDAY THAT WE DESERVE SOME SPACE FOR OURSELVES. SO THIS IS NOT TRUE.

32. Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.- BITAAAAAW!!!!

33. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie The Way We Were twice, voluntarily.- CORRECT.

34. Most women are introspective. “Am I In Love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?” Most men are outrospective: “Did my team win? How’s my car?”- TAMA! MAKAPUNGOT!

35. If a man says “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he didn’t FORGET… he didn’t LOSE your number… he didn’t DIE! He just didn’t want to call you.- T^T TAMA.

36. Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, “Are we going to have *** again?” He said, “Yes. But not with each other.”- HAHAH! TAMA!

37. Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of the sight of women.- TAMA! TAMA! TAMA!

38. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying “I love you… I want to marry you… I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.- HUH?!

39. Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: “Mitch, you look great.” Mitch: “Thanks.” On the other side, “Ruth, you look great.” Ruth: “I do? Must be the lighting.”- HAHAHA! LAGE...THAT'S WHY LYING IS THE MOST FUN A GIRL CAN HAVE WITHOUT TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF..

40. Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.- CORRECT.

41. Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.- BITAW! I SO AGREE WITH THIS!

42. Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she’s wearing a jumpsuit.- LOL

43. Men don’t feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women’s dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.THE EMOTIONALLY AND SEXUALLY PART IS TRUE. BUT GETTING DRESSED IS NOT.

44. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.- FALSE. I DON'T HAVE BARBIE...

45. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume his clothing has shrunk.- LOL! TRUE!

46. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause: you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.- IDK/

47. Men forget everything. Women remember everything.- TAMA! HUHUHU

48. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.- HAHAHA!

49. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony. I HATE MONOGAMY TOO.

50. All men would still really like to own a train set. REALLY?

[mYta82]

hehehe....murag karelate au akong hubby ani...=)

[asianheart]

i think 50% are true and 50% isn't...ambot lang kaha sa uban kung unsa pud ila huna2X...

[Da Fai]

i love this facts even though some are not applicable for me...
this is educational btw for women... they really need to read this thread...