Dear God,
Ever since humans roamed the Earth there’ve been hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, eruptions … you name it you created it. And since time immemorial humans have been praying to you to protect them, to spare them, to save them. Shouldn’t you know the routine by now? Aren’t you freaking nauseated with the same old requests over and over every single year from every single tribe and every single nation? So God, I pray, can you from now on just do your f*ckin job without being asked to? Can you stop people from suffering unnecessarily, from being killed and rendered homeless by all these acts of yours? And by the way, I hate to bring this up–but someone’s got to be the harbinger of bad news–your track record in both disaster prevention and emergency services has been truly and utterly dismal. So how about putting your shoulders to the wheel, ok? Thanks. And thank you too–as your beloved Ricky Gervais said–for making me an atheist.
AMEN!
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