Ain't it great to be CANADIAN!!!

[m_grace]

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A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a Tim Horton's, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. T he Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?" "Of course." The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted. "Do ya eat jelly with t he bread?" Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in container, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada." The Canadian then asked, "Do you have *** in the States?" The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what to you do with the condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away, of course," said the American. Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States." Ain't it great to be CANADIAN!!!

[j_cainglet]

hahaha..da! kabalos sad ang canadian da..hehehe

[virus1218]

kung bayot to ang americano dili gihapon maka balos ang canadian hehehe

[wilner]

mao ayaw nalang kaon ug chewing gum nga made in canada para safe heheheh..... :mrgreen:

[j3p0x]

hahaha... sa canada lang ko magnurse.hehehe it's great to be canadian

[WinFlo]

hahaha. dah. beh bote nga kano a ka.

[geetarista]

CANADIANS RULE!! WE LUV CANADA!!!!

[john_yo]

toink, condom man jud, hahahaha

[calla_lily]

merise niya.......dah na bwsan hino-on...ouch.....ouch

[DEStRucto]

haha..

nice gum uve got there!

wish girls use condoms n the states also hahah