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    TO WHOEVER GETS TO UNDERSTAND THIS
    LETTER,
    CONGRATULATIONS!!..
    The following is a letter found at a certain bar in
    Manila and has been preserved in its original,
    unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may
    try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls read with
    feelings...
    *****************************************
    October 1996
    To Marjie,
    I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.
    Why? What reason you can think about but you're
    very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only
    use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize
    that he really can't not beared or stomached to be
    with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he
    could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all
    his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house
    what he go home or this or that. And then he say
    he get ashame to met iether in school or in his
    family and then asking you to exercise you're very
    very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thoughth your
    the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do
    you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie
    Chan?
    Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do
    not have the right to called me whatsoever or else
    different name one time or the other for the real
    purposed to insults my personality because I'm
    never call you names iether in the front of Dennis
    or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already
    to calling me different name, I don't have any other
    choice but to call you other different name to. Like
    you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT,
    AND UGLY SHAPE girl.
    Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.
    You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to
    me because I am the more sexier than you when
    you look to us in the mirror.
    I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when
    she is a girl.
    Love,
    The Sexiest Girl of D.M.
    P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is
    Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me?
    And the final is me. There you go.

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    Default Re: ganito ka rin bah mag english?

    matay.. sexy lagi kuno pero ang english.. mas maayo pang wala..hehe

  3. #3

    Default Re: ganito ka rin bah mag english?

    TO kau bai... hehe

  4. #4

    Default Re: ganito ka rin bah mag english?

    nah kung akoy tagaan ana, wa na koy gana masuko. hehehe..

  5. #5
    hahahhaa.. there you go!!!!!!!!

  6. #6
    modawat palang ang taga call center ug ingon ani na english...nah..... maglisod gud ang mga foreigner

  7. #7
    na curious nuon ko... unsa kaha hitsura sa writer noh? hehehe

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    hahaha kataw-anan kaayo pati PS hahahaha

  9. #9
    dont english me! i no schooling!

  10. #10
    ngek. haha maau paman ko mo english ana nya

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