TO WHOEVER GETS TO UNDERSTAND THIS
LETTER,
CONGRATULATIONS!!..
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in
Manila and has been preserved in its original,
unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may
try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls read with
feelings...
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October 1996
To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.
Why? What reason you can think about but you're
very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only
use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize
that he really can't not beared or stomached to be
with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he
could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all
his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house
what he go home or this or that. And then he say
he get ashame to met iether in school or in his
family and then asking you to exercise you're very
very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thoughth your
the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do
you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie
Chan?
Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do
not have the right to called me whatsoever or else
different name one time or the other for the real
purposed to insults my personality because I'm
never call you names iether in the front of Dennis
or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already
to calling me different name, I don't have any other
choice but to call you other different name to. Like
you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT,
AND UGLY SHAPE girl.
Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.
You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to
me because I am the more sexier than you when
you look to us in the mirror.
I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when
she is a girl.
Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is
Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me?
And the final is me. There you go.