What men really mean

[sevmik]

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Men say = Men really mean

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have s3x with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have s3x with you.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have s3x with you.

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have s3x with you.

Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.

What's wrong? = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.

What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

What's wrong? = I guess s3x tonight is out of the question.

I'm bored. = Do you want to have s3x?

I love you. = Let's have s3x now.

I love you, too. = Okay, I said it... we'd better have s3x now!

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have s3x with me.

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have s3x with other guys.

(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am gay.

[joop]

liki-a sa last part oi....

our single purpose is to save the world and multiply, a marching order from above.!.

[doi]

Do you want to go to a movie? - I'd eventually like to have *** with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? - I'd eventually like to have *** with you.
Can I call you sometime? - I'd eventually like to have *** with you.
May I have this dance? - I'd eventually like to have *** with you.

Sure, let's go see that play/movie - I don't want to go, but you'll make my life miserable if I don't go.
I like that one better - Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? - Is my p3nis really that small?
You're the only girl I've ever cared about - You are the only girl who has not rejected me
We've been through so much together - If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity
I miss you so much - I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good
No, I do not want to dance right now - Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on

[clinically.dead]

I find "I want to make it illegal for you to have s3x with other guys." sweeter than just plain old "Will you marry me?". Heh.

[doi]

i respect you - i'm just tryin' to be nice to get to your pants

[johnnygomezzz]

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