10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO YOUR PREGNANT WIFE
10. Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds.
9. I finished off the triple chocolate fudge ice cream, sorry.
8. It's not like your thighs are gonna stay that flabby forever... are they?
7. With a bod like that, you'd never guess that Angelina Jolie had a baby!
6. Whoa, for a minute there I thought I had woken up next to walrus!
5. I'm thinkin' we name the baby after my secretary, Buffy.
4. Ya know… I head that Richard Simmons guy does house calls now.
3. Oh here's the remote... it was lodged under your belly.
2. Britney Spears was cute.... until she started having kids.
1. You don't have the guts to pull the trigger...