WHERE WAS DAT letter?

[zhen]

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sorry, i was just asking where was that letter that was posted here before , about a woman writting a letter to the allegedly "karibal" nya. prang may grammar problems ata sa letter. wla ko kabalo kng naa pa dri. if any1 has it, can any1 post it? in ds thread. tnx! wekwkekwke

[clarkhkent]

try to search...

[aballe_marj]

TO WHOEVER GETS TO UNDERSTAND THIS LETTER,

CONGRATULATIONS!!



The following is a letter found at a certain bar

in Manila and has been preserved in its

original,unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may

try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls read with

feelings...



October 1996



To Marjie,



I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.

Why? What reason you can think about but you're

very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only

use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize

that he really can't not beared or stomached to

be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say

he could not stand you're habit of making

pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always calling

to their house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to met iether in

school or in his family and then asking

you to exercise you're very very, very fat body.

But you hate it. Thoughth yo ur the most preetiest

girls he knows about. What do you think you

are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan?



Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do

not have the right to called me whatsoever or else

different name one time or the other for the real

purposed to insults my personality because I'm

never call you names iether in the front of Dennis

or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start

already to calling me different name, I don't

have any other choice but to call you other

different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT,

OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl.



Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You

can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me

because I am the more sexier than you when you

look to us in the mirror. I'mrepeat a gain that

you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.





Love,



The Sexiest Girl of D.M.



P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is

Dennis want to kissed. M e or you? You or me? And

the final is me.





There you go.

[rj325]

old joke but still very funny... LOL

[zhen]

aballe_marj : that`s it bulit! hheheh
thanks any way! wekwkkew
lamat ayo!

[baruto]

bwehehehe...this was found in a bar ryt? hubog cguro hehehe...as in wa pa jud katugpa ehhehe...since birth cguro wa ka tugpa bwahahaha!!!

[jcr]

grabeha ani oi, hahaha..

[volatile8]

Klaro ra kaau wa koy lingaw naabot ko ani nga thread. Ka funny ani oy

[Watever_watever]

sure ni nga tinod-anay ni nga letter? pagka pahong gud sa gabuhat ani

[luff101]

hahaha.. nalipong ko nagbasa.