Pinoy contractor abroad

[ladyhanes]

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PINOY CONTRACTOR ABROAD

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence.

One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and an American.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. Well,"
he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "What? You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid??

"Easy," the Pinoy explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico ".

The next day, the Pinoy and the Mexican are working on the Fence.

[i_am_fairy]

very bad pinoy...very bad..

[nick123]

bad...................

[regafour]

hahahaha...kurakot diay gyud ang pinoy noh...dili baya sad tanan ha..

[mP_tiu]

hahaha! ataka ani oi... and dili ni siya bad that's called being intelligent

[goriosan]

kamao jud ning Pinoy dah! maau kaau, naa jud danguog.. XD

[onig.heck]

onli pinoy.... :P

[kenniku_you]

hahaha, kuyawas pinoy!

[treize]

hahaha.. ngiga.. brayt gyud ning pinoy da!

[Hammer_and_Sickle]

hahahaha,pagka-marukoy na mn gyud sa pinoy