I did not teach my younger cousin to lie, just to have some fun with istoryabots. You see, I wanted to introduce humor into her answer to the question, "Dai, nganong itum man kaayu ka?" (which is what she is).
Istoryabot Answer: Kay ku-an man gud...na paminaw ha. My greatgrandfather was black american. He went to Japan and met my greatgrandmother. They had 12 children--1 came to the Philippines while the rest went to the U.S. Akong papa maoy diri sa Pilipinas. Akong mga uncles and aunties naa tanan sa Estets; my cousins are all tall and dark, as in black american beauty. One is in the NBA, you know? AKong mama 5 feet tall ra man, mao na nga dili ko ta-as, itum, pero insik gamay unya gwapa pa jud.
Kamo, unsa inyung istoyabot?