Once a woman passed by a pet shop
glancing at a parrot near the doorway, she inquires at the storekeeper
"Sir, how much does the parrot cost?"
The storekeeper replied:
"20$ ma'am"
Astonished by its cheap value, the woman decided to buy the parrot.
The storekeeper warned her that the parrot's former owner works on
a whorehouse. The woman thought of it at first, but she decided
to buy the bird.
On the house, the bird's cage is placed near the front doorway of the house.
"New house, New Madam"
the parrot said.
The woman find it awkward, yet she's glad that the parrot could talk.
An hour later, two girls (daughter of the woman) got inside.
"New house, New Madam. New Prostitutes"
the parrot said.
The two girls and the woman were shocked to hear this phrase from the bird, yet, they later find it funny and amusing..
Evening came, the woman's husband came home.
"New house, New Madam, New Prostitutes , Hi George!!"