Teacher: John, I have a question for you. If there were five birds on a branch and I shot one of them, how many would be left?
John: There will be no birds left Ma'am because when you shoot one, the others will be scared and fly away.
Teacher: Hmmm... the correct answer is four.. but i like the way you're thinking.
John: Ma'am, ako naman ang may tanong sa iyo. There are three women eating ice cream. One is biting the ice cream, one is licking the ice cream, and one is sucking the ice cream. Which one of them do you think is married?
Teacher: Hmmm... I think the one sucking the ice cream is the one who is married.
John: Nope, the one married is the one with the wedding ring,... but I like the way you're thinking.