Ang mga GM ni Regin P. Lubiano (JOKES)

[tashoastaire]

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all these jokes are from Mr. Regin P. Lubiano
akong amigo nga gwapong tawooo

JOKE for 2/1/10

in a classy bar..
german: waiter, Remy Martin.. Single..
french: waiter, Carlo Rossi.. Double..
pinay: ahh.. magpaila diay before mu order.. Dionesia Pacquiao.. Byuda..

JOKE for 2/2/10

at a pizza parlor..
waiter: ma'am, do you like me to slice your pizza into 2,4 or 8?..
customer: into 4 only please. basin dili nako mahurot ang 8 slices dong kay daghan ra kaayo..

JOKE for 2/3/10

long time ago in a far away land..
horse: mahal na princessa, ako'y dating prinsipe na isinumpa
princessa: ha?! paghinalikan ba kita eh babalik ka sa pagiging prinsipe?
horse: malakas ang sumpa mahal kong princessa, kailangan CHULA

[jaypol81]

hahaha..... saonz....

[benjoot]

OT bai kaila dy mu regin?migo mna nko since kinder pa han2d gradeskol..boys high pd kah?hehe han2d rn tagad ghapn mi tc

[tashoastaire]

@benjoot, oo bai.barkada na nako.hahaha!small world.dli lng ko boys high.sa jesuits man ko.