A lady was looking for a pet. he goes to a pet store and quickly saw a nice looking parrot with brilliant colors.
Lady: how much is this parrot?
Store Owner: that's just P5,000.00. It knows 1,000 words, and has good memory. but i have to warn you that he came from a whorehouse/prostitute place. some of the words he uses might be offensive.
Lady: it's ok, i got no problem with that.
So the lady pays and takes the parrot home. When she arrived home and placed the parrot in its new cage.
Parrot: Oh, new home, new madamme.
The lady was amazed. and after a few minutes, her 2 daughters arrived.
Parrot: Oh, new home, new madamme, new prostitutes.
The lady was more amazed. and after a few more minutes, her husband arrived.
Parrot: Oh, new home, new madamme, new prostitutes, hi George.
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01-25-2010, 07:41 PM #1C.I.A.
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The talking bird
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01-25-2010, 08:06 PM #2Senior Member
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ahahaha..suki diay!!!!
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hahahaha sakspan ka george!
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01-25-2010, 09:04 PM #4Senior Member
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sapakpan hinuon si hubby...
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01-25-2010, 09:56 PM #5Senior Member
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hahahaha...
hi george..
kaila mn d i...
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01-25-2010, 11:05 PM #6C.I.A.
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lols.. patay si hubby..
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01-25-2010, 11:16 PM #7Elite Member
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hahahahahaha
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gihiluan nato ni george ang parrot..
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patay c.george nasakpan..hehehee
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hahahaha...hi george!
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