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    Default How to ask your boss


    HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS
    FOR A SALARY INCREASE?



    One day an employee named Nora sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!



    Dear Bo$$


    In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$. We are worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company ..
    I am $ure you will gue$$ what I meant and re$pond $oon.


    Your$ $incerely,

    NOra





    The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:


    Dear NOra

    I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .


    ---- Your Boss,


    Mr.NOrton

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    Hahaha! nice one! suwayon nya ni nako..hehehe!!!

    -WEI?

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    Lol... naghunahuna nuon ko unsaon na sya if in Peso. hahaha!!!

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    bwahahah!...nya kay peso man ato currency dwi...saon man pod kaha na....

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    hahahaha.. nice....

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    hahahhaha... u know wat i mean ha..hahahhah

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    Dear Boss,

    I have been on this PaPerwork since the President required me to Produce the comPany's finance rePort by the end of this week. he has been so Persistent on the Product and that i should meet his PerPeptous demands. the day could have been Perfect if not for this Portfolio that the President needed.

    I bet the vice-President of oPerations wouldnt really want to Provide me with suPPort, thus I'm comPelled to Pm you.
    I Presume this is comPrehensive enough.

    P.s. I heard the PeoPle here will Post a Petition for your Place amongst the vice-Presidents of the comPany.

    your Programmer,

    PePe

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    hahahahaaaaa. saonz

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    hahahhaha paila na pa increase of salary heheh nice

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    nice made my day

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