Again, I searched it. I'm not sure if it's really here. :]
Here goes.
I hope my fiance doesn't say this on our wedding day. Haha.
The Top Thing To Say If You Wanted To Back Out Of Your Wedding Last Minute
1. From the groom-to-be: During the vows, when priest asks you, “Do you take her as your lawfully wedded wife?” Simply answer, “Korek ka diyan, mamu!”
2. From the groom-to-be: “Pssst…I kissed a boy and I liked it!”
3. “Sa wakas, mababayaran na rin namin ang lahaaat ng pinagkakautangan namin!”
4. From the groom-to-be: “It gets to 2 inches…at best!”
5. “Ilang sandali nalang…yayaman na ako…bwhahahaha!!!”
6. “By the way, okay lang ba sa iyo na naging kami ng kuya mo?”
7. “Kailangan ba annulment muna bago ikasal ulit?”
8. “Sana maputol mo ang sumpa na lahat ng pinapakasalan ko, namamatay on the first night!”
9. From the groom-to-be: “Sweetheart, tomorrow pag gising natin, siguraduhin mo na may nakasalang na mainit na tubig pampaligo para sakin at kay mommy, ha?
10. “Puwede ikasal nalang tayo sa bansang may divorce?”
11. From the wife-to-be: “Honey, di tayo puwede mag honeymoon…meron ako eh… Meron akong itlog…”
12. From the groom-to-be: “Puwede ang motif natin sa reception, pink crystal unicorn extravaganza?”
13. “I-confirm ko lang…pag kinasal tayo at namatay ka, akin lahat ng kayamanan mo, right?”
14. “Okay lang ba sa iyo na chickboy ako: puwede sa chick, puwede sa boy?”
15. “Pag kasal na tayo, puwede pa ba ko sumali sa miss baranGAY 2010?”
** Kamo? Unsa inyong ingnon if ganahan mo mu-back out sa last minute? Hehe. Any clever lines there? Hahaha. Good luck sa mga ma-ingnan ani. **
The Top Thing To Say If You Wanted To Back Out Of Your Wedding Last Minute
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