Baws ta ha? Things Women Don't Know About Men

[Lind]

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1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible.
2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it.
3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it.
4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it.
5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you.
6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us.
7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it.
8.
There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us
There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us. I propose 24 hours.
9. Cooking dinner for a man is like buying flowers for a woman, except it takes a lot more time, effort and thought for you to do it. Thanks. We appreciate it.
10. We actually like your girly pet-names for us, but please, not in front of the guys!
11. Just because we like looking at the women in Maxim doesn't mean we want to actually converse with the women in Maxim. Not for long, anyway.
12. Your nice guy friends are the most reliable source for telling you if your new boyfriend's a jerk. And he probably is. (By the way, you might want to consider marrying that nice guy who's giving you advice about the jerk.)

[Lind]

Things you should know about Us

1. As much as you want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When you tell us you are still good friends with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."

2. Always wait to hear how many people we've slept with before you reveal your numbers. Anything above 10 is generally considered slutty, and anything below 5 is generally considered a lie.

3. Every guy has one "dorky" hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change us, let us have this one thing, it will keep us sane.

4. We like it when it's bare, you know where. "If a girl's got a nice box I'll go down on her anytime." If that doesn't say it, I don't know what does.

5. We don't like your drunken alter ego. If he's really nice he will hold your hair back while you puke, but you are still the girl who puked.

6. Never walk into the bathroom without knocking first, there are some things that we just don't want you to see (or smell). If we are in there for more then 10 minutes you should wait about 20 before you walk through that door.

7. If you haven't heard the expression, it goes something like this, "Bros before hoes." "Don't criticize a friend of your man unless we brings it up first."
(Brian, 20)

8. Try not to go through their sh*t. Once you do, don't tell us.

9. We like compliments too. If you tell us you like our shirt, chances are we will remember and wear that shirt again.

10. If we smell like pot, we've probably been smoking. If we smell like booze, we've probably been drinking. Put your interrogation flashlight away.

11. We look at Internet porn.

12. If you approach it the right way, you can get any guy to watch S*x and the City with you.

13. We have probably hooked up with one of your friends, and if We haven't, they want to.

14. If a guy has small hands or feet, don't comment on it, unless you're prepared for an awkward situation.

15. If a guy asks you to chill, it's okay to bring a friend the first time—from then on, save the sidekick for parties and other social events.

16. They like getting head more than giving it.

17. A framed picture of yourself as a gift is creepy. Anything from Sharper Image should do the trick.

18. Some guys pee sitting down.

19. If they tell you they "already have a Beirut partner," they don't want to hook up with you.

20. If a guy seems into you but doesn't act on it, there is a chance that one of his friends wants you.

21. Guys will silence your calls when they are a) At a sporting event, b) At the bar, or c) Hooking up with another girl.

22. If a guy's Facebook status says "single," he is not your boyfriend.

23. Sometimes sports take priority over s*x.

24. We don't want to hear about your period. Period.

25. "Guys like girls who are into religion, because it gives them something to believe in—and something to scream during s*x."

[Tirong-say]

Unsa kahay ika-sulti sa mga women ini....he-he

[coolguyiam20]

hala ka diha..bulgaran nmn ni oi..hhahahha..faktay ang boys ani..

[vahnhelsing]

hahaha
yepeee kabaws mi ay!!!!

[ivend]

saludo jud ko ani!! murag daghan jud kaayo true ani

[DoubleAgent]

wla lagi dri we dont like them to smoke kay when you kiss taste like ash tray tilap tilapan nimo baho nya gross nyam nyam! bisan gwapa mura imburnal ang mouth unsaon nalng

[coolguyiam20]

wla lagi dri we dont like them to smoke kay when you kiss taste like ash tray tilap tilapan nimo baho nya gross nyam nyam! bisan gwapa mura imburnal ang mouth unsaon nalng

nah..sakto jud ka..bisan unsa pa na kachix..bsta manigarilyo..baho jud na og baba..faeta..ehehhe

[mushroom]

assertive aren't we?

jeje *prepares flame shield*

[Anydowro]

*LURK MODE* wakekecake