Titanic vs. Pearl Harbor

[dcshoeboy]

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A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks.

At the counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next
to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After a round of beer the
chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him.
Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a
vicious punch from the director.

Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The director ranted:
"That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor,
My dad perished in that bombing!"
"I am not Japanese, you stupid **~##!?*! I am Chinese!""Yeah yeah
yeah...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese,
you are all the same",
retorted Spielberg. Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his
seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a mighty punch to the director,
sending him flat to the floor. "What was that for?" exclaimed the director.
"That's for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!"the Chinese
replied. "You ignorant chink! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"shouted
the director.

"Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg,...
you are all the same!"

[cirext]

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[pOt`pOt]

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[schon]

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[sendohr]

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[is.tee.de.ay.oh]

hahaha, naa say point ang chinese oe!!..

[toxxxic]

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[samurai-xyz]

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[nirdle_phogi]

hahahaha.. lingaw..