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    Default Blonde Wants To Call Her Mom!


    A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.”

    The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to get a message to her.”

    The clerk replies “Anything?”

    “Yes… ANYTHING!” replies the blonde.

    He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. “Take it out”, says the clerk.”

    She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says “Well… go ahead and do it…” She brings her lips close to it and shouts “Hello? … Mom?”

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    +++ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... bj ang show GROSS!! disgusting!

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    haha torpeha ani gud.....

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    wahahahahah...klaro ato

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    ahahahaahaaakkkkkk wui....!

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    ahahaha. bogo... bogog mama, nganong na taw man ka. jok3.

    sagdi lng chix btaw, pasayluon lng nato

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    Default Re: Blonde Wants To Call Her Mom!

    haha.. bogo this blonde jud.. tsk3..

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    wow.... i love blondes!!!

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