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    Default Sentence!


    Teacher to Student: Make any Sentence?

    Student: My pen!s in your hand!

    Teacher Slapped him and ask what is this?

    Student: Teacher sorry i was forgot to add space after pen!

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    aw bastos si maam

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    hahaha...paugat sad c mam da...

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    sorry i forgot

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    hahahahahahahahaha!!! suko-a sa ni mam uy... hahha sagpa gud.. hahahh

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    mam is very bastos.
    hehehe!

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    hahay typo error maam heheheh

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    pataka raman ka sabot maam oi

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    lals... dirty minded kaau c mam

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    Default A b c d...!!!!

    *Si pedro usa ka bata na bastos kayo halus tanan mo gawas sa iyang baba kay bastos mao dili na cya tawagon sa iyang teacher kay mag binastos og tubag

    Usa ka adlaw ming du aw ang taga Dep Ed aron mo observe sa mga student

    Teacher: ok student say gud morning to our visitor

    Student: Gud Morning Maam Gud Morning Sir

    Teacher: ok class our lesson for today is all about Alphabet so give me an example for each letter i give you ok who's first?

    *Ming isa dayon si pedro sa iyang kamot, maski kabantay ang teacher pero wala jud niya tawga kay kahibalo sya na bastos ray e tubag ani.

    Teacher: ok ikaw juan give an example og letter A

    Juan: kuwan maam; ahhmmm apple

    Teacher: Very good juan!!!

    Teacher: ok kinsay sunod?

    * ming isa gihapun si pedro maski sya ang pinaka una ming usa, pero wala gihapun gi pansin sa teacher kay kahiblo sya na bastos ray e tubag ani

    Teacher: ok kaw kulas, give an example of letter B

    Kulas: maam Butterfly

    Teacher: Very good kulas, ok next

    *ming isa gihapun si pedro pero wal gihapun gi pansin sa teacher kay kahiblo sya na bastos ray e tubag ani

    Teacher: ok you Pablo. give an example of letter c

    Pablo: maam cat

    Teacher: very very good pablo, ok next student

    ming isa gihapun si pedro maski sya ang pinaka una ming usa, wala gihapun gi pansin sa teacher. nag sige pa og pangita ang teacher kung kinsay laing min isa. pero wala jud syay lain nakit an kundi si pedro rajud na nagwarwara, o hangtod ang taga dep ed najud ming tudlo ni pedro.
    pwerting nag kulba a sa teacher kay kuyawan sya sa tubag ni pedro bastos raba kay ni og baba basin nya magbinastos

    Teacher: ok pedro (nakuyawan mode) ahhh give an example of letter D

    * Lipaya sa nawong ni pedro

    Pedro: d mam, kuwan mam dewendi

    Teacher: ha dewendi? "pero ok ra kay dili bastos milagro kay ang bu-ang dah wala nag binastos, ma uwawan judko ani unta"


















    Pedro: mam dewinde bah dewendi na dako og ot.............


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