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in the comfort room.
a guy got inside the C.R. and sat on the throne when the guy
in the other cubicle said:
“pre kumusta naka?”
he hesitantly answred, “ah ok lng”
the guy asked again, “unsay gibuhat nimo diha?”
he answered “na libang”,
then the guy said,
“Pre, tawag ko ug usab unya kay naay amaw cgeg 2bag sa kilid!
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naay tambok naglakaw sa dalan ug itoy
hubog: tg pila palit nmuh sa BABOY?
tambok: buta ka? ITOY ni!
hubog: ikw ba diay ako gpangutana,
and ITOY man….ehehe!
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BOSS:Unsa’y kahibal-an nmo
![Huh](images/smilies/huh.gif)
APPLICANT:Well….kabalo ko asa mo nag-
puyo sa imong asawa ug kabalo
pod ko asa imong KABIT!!!
BOSS:dawat naka animala ka!!!!
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Juan: Pedro,lingawa uy! Nakailad kog tindera ganina,.hehehe
Pedro: Mao ba? Giunsa man diay nimo?
Juan: Nagpalod kog dyes,unya wa raba koy celfon! hahaha
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Anak: Tay, hain akon grief?
Tatay: kaw bata ka, dili ka gihapon kabalo. Brief lagi dili grief.
Anal: Aw, hain man tay?
Tatay: tua sa kwarto. Gi hammer!
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