Nine words women use...

[supernoob]

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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[pinkavaya]

wow... i agree... hope all men are like you , who knows how to interpret womens words versus actions
nice job!

[kit_cebu]

aguy.... pagka-tinuod naman gyud....

[jOaL]

they are so scary..

[©harlie M©]

women are confusing..............

[istorya.nelle]

Correct ka bro... Tinuod jud nah...hehehehe Gurlz no hurt feelings...

[tamse]

wow...nice...agree ko sa WHATEVER!!!...kever noh!..hahaha....

[fanatic_me]

hehehe..so true!!!

[kisabolipz]

paksit ang masipyat..

[Lavinz]

nyahaahah!!read this boys..harung naa moy idea how to deal ur girl..heehe!!sakto jud ni...