When a Woman gets her hair cut:
Friend: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman: Do you think so? I wasn't sure at first.
Do you think it's too fluffy?
Friend: Oh God, no! It's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm stuck with bad hair genes.
Woman: Oh no. Your face is so sweet - you could easily get one of those layer cuts- that would look so cute. I considered that, but wanted to hide my ears more.
Friend: No way – your ears are perfect!
Woman: Are you kidding? I know girls who would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders, I could get clothes to fit me so much easier…
When a Man gets his hair cut:
Friend: Haircut?
Man: Yeah.