Have you ever met anyone who’s been to hell and back? Someone who took a stroll passed the pearly gates? I haven’t. And I bet, neither have you.
And if someone did say, “dude, I died and went to heaven and came back here to tell you it’s a really bitchin place,” would you believe him? You would? Really? Good for you. I wouldn’t. The truth, as far as I can see, is that I don’t really know. And deep inside you, really, neither do you.
Sure, you can believe the word of a guy who hasn’t been in this plane of reality for thousands of years, or a book that claims to have been written by a higher being. But have you ever played a game of “Pass the Message?” How, little bits of the facts are taken out, forgotten, how the message ends up really* screwed up when it reaches the last guy. Multiply that exponentially and you will have how I perceive religion to be.
You expect me to believe a Catholic? The same Catholics who condemn homosexuality but who place child-molesting priests under protective custody? You expect me to believe Fundamentalists? The same group who tell me all the answers are in the Holy Book. I have read the book and it doesn’t even agree with itself. There are TWO versions of the creation of man, various contradictions about the life of Christ, and in Sodom and Gomorrah, Lot offers to have his own daughters raped so long as a bunch of guys don’t commit sodomy. This book? Buddhism? Buddha was an Indian nobleman who wrote and preached profound things, but now, he’s depicted as a fat Chinese dude who does kung-fu.*
And I could go on and on.
I’m not an atheist. Far from it. In fact, I’m still searching myself.* But I hope you don’t mind if I don’t believe you if you tell me that you have The Answer. How can you possibly have The Answer?* Have you been to heaven and back? Do you know anyone who has?
The truth is, we’re all lost and trying to find our way in this world. And if you think you have The Answer, the only way we can both be sure is when we’re both dead and we’re sipping Piña Coladas in Heaven with people named Jesus and Mary.
Until then, don’t get overconfident.