Sad but TRUE....

[nitesky]

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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1.)
Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.)
Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.)
Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.)
Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.)
Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.)
That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.)
Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.)
Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.)
Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

[emnace09]

4.)
Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

mao na ni ron!!!..tsk3..

[cesski]

this is so true!

i use #1, 3, 4 ,5 and especially 8 a lot!

[jini_kelvin1]

there's also
"i'm okay"
meaning: ask a more specific question

[stealthghost]

out of those 9, all I can hear from my GF is, Whatever Major Loser or WEML.. hahaha.. basta mingawun siya nako...

pero katong sige mi away when we're still adjusting, is #1, #3 & #5... cge ra'g away...

plus #2.. hays.. kadugay jud ning mga babae pa-gwapa.. reason dayon nga, "di mo ganahan mo-gwapa samut inyu uyab?"

[Princess08]

everything is erfect exept for number 6.. for me lang

[DEVELOPER]

Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! ---kani akoa..bwhahaha...

[cassanovah_kiss]

watever ...mao ni.....shes tryin to **** me?...OMG!!!!!!...

[jinkee]

ahahha.. dakong check jhud...

[Binsoy1]

hehehe sounds accurate to me