Pinoy Gyud!

[jaed121907]

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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new
Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates
assembled in a large room.

One candidate was
MARIO DIMAYUGA (FIL-AM).

Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not
know JAVA may leave."

2,000 people left the room.

MARIO said to himself, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to
lose if I stay. I'll give it a try."

Bill Gates: "Candidates who never had experience of
C2managing more than 100 people may leave."

2000 people left the room.

Mario said to himself, "I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stayed.

Bill Gates: "Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave."

500 people left the room.

Mario said to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to
lose?" So he stayed in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak
Serbo- Croat to leave.

498 people left the room.

Mario says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but
what do I have to lose?"

So he stayed and found himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else had gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said "Apparently you two are the only candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you converse in that language."

Calmly, Mario turned to the other candidate and said,
"Kumusta ka, pare ko."

The other candidate answered,
"Mabuti naman, ikaw?"

[klemzhou]

hahaha Filipinos think the same!

[Vortex_xxx]

hahaha...ataka puro diay pinoy...
kins name sa usa ka pinoy??

[nirdle_phogi]

oie.. tawn mga pinoy.. hehehe. payter diay..

[basikoncept]

hahaha...ataka puro diay pinoy...
kins name sa usa ka pinoy??

Luigi.
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[WengIA]

hahaha! sakita sa ako tiyan oi. mga pinoy jud puros marukoy. hahaha'

[haycore]

hAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GO PINOY!!!

[neoraising]

yawa..atayag twist oi..ana jud na ang pinoy=streetsmart..hehe

[unfamous]

ROFLCOPTER. batia. ang mga tala.

[MalditohoN]

pagkachoi sa mga braaddd... ahahahah!