The new milking machine

[pyodor]

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A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. When the equipment arrived, his wife was out of town, so he decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his pen*s into the the black suction type thing and then turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his pen*s. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line.

"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"

"Don't worry, " replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two quarts."

yataps!

[Princess08]

hahahahahaha... ka louy! mapug-an ug ahat! hahahaha

[iRviNe]

kaluoy! mapug.an jud..

[miss_shobie]

hahahahahaha mereze!!!!!!

[handsoff241]

loool
nice one

[realbee]

ehehe...tagam..

[i_am_fairy]

hahaha... hurot jud ng duga bah!!!!

[nilknarf_soive]

bwahahahaha.. daan pako lagi... murag something wrong with the title... duda nako daan... tama jd diay ko... bugitz ra pd kau xa ui.... lol

[prukutung]

ahahahahahaha..... kawawa sa buang..... d kaha nah mahubas iyang itlog anah ahahaha ^^

[REALSTATE]

bwahahahahaha...