only a pinoy can...

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ONLY A PINOY CAN....... CAN BE THIS FUNNY.....

Filipino dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What
do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair
for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks
out the US, Spanish hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Filipino hell and finds that there is a very long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Filipino devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so
many people waiting to get in?"
Because there is always a brownout, so the electric chair does not work.
Somebody stole all the nails to sell it per kilo. And the devil used to
be a public official, so he comes in, punches his time-card, shakes
hands with all the people waiting there and then goes back home...

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End of the World!
A filipino in Florida started to shout as Hurricane Wilma lands:"Katapusan Na! Katapusan Na!
Another pinoy heard him and shouted:
***, A-KINSE PA LANG!!!!!

Philippine Ancestors Technology
After digging to a depth of 100 metres last year,
Russian scientists found traces of copper wire
dating back 1000 years, and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a
telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed,
American scientists dug 200 metres and headlines
in the US papers read: "US scientists have found
traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and
have concluded that their ancestors already had
advanced high-tech digital telephone
1000 years earlier than the Russians".

One week later, a Filipino newspaper reported the
following: "After digging as deep as 500 metres,
Pilipino scientists have found absolutely nothing.
They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their
ancestors were already using wireless technology".

ok ba?

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Sa palengke...

Tindera: Ilang tali ng sitaw?
Jose: 3x-5 where x=6
Tindera: So 13, bale mura lang. 5sin90 ang isa.
Jose: Umm..Paki-convert naman po using arc tangent.
Tindera: Di ko carry. Tangent na lang. 5tan45, kung gusto mo. Mag-apply ka na lang ng reduction formula.
Jose:Ok na po, eto bayad. (X^2-4x+3)/sin3x where x=7, keep the change!

Kung ganito ka-useful ang Math sa buhay natin, SUNTUKAN NA LANG!

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